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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2003-12-21 11:21 pm

TV is sometimes a pointless waste of time.

...but not always.

I don't, as a rule, watch TV. This is a change from three(?) years ago, when I was hooked on the X-Files. Back to my roots. But I digress.

Tonight, it was not a waste of time. [livejournal.com profile] marxdarx tuned in to Enterprise, and there was almost hot Vulcan lesbian seduction! I mean, there was hot Vulcan lesbian seduction going on, but sadly there was no hot lesbian Vulcan sex afterwards. Boo.

Hmf. Perhaps I should watch the show, all of it, then slash it.

[identity profile] tyrantmouth.livejournal.com 2003-12-21 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The Vulcan crew member? Hot. Hot hot hot. *swoon*

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
See...

I saw the ad for that, and I thought wryly to myself, "That's one way to up your viewing audience, I guess." I watched the first few episodes of Enterprise but bored of it quickly. It's not "appointment" television the way ST:TNG once was for me, though I do catch myself watching it on occasion. This latest gimmick you describe (for this is how it translates to me) had the opposite effect. I despise transparent ploys to get people to tune in. This is perhaps why I've never sat through "a very special episode" of anything, or one where they say, "SOMEBODY WON'T LIVE THROUGH IT!" and so on.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have no plot bunnies from you! I'm still haunted by little glimpses of my X-Files/CSI/CI crossover That Can Never Be. {sigh} It's as if my muse doesn't know I have a NOVEL to finish.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I do believe you were mentioned in the book of Revelations. If not, you should've been. {grin}

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Final book of the Bible -- lots of hellfire and damnation being wrought upon the earth, four horsemen of the apocalypse, the rapture being "called up yonder" and all the true believers going to be with God in heaven while the non-believers face years of eternal torment and torture with the devil. Or something like that.

It's not my religion, anymore, but it's awfully hard to forget that part of it.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I think the Quakers go about it much more sensibly. Evangelical Southern Baptists, however... well, I'm scarred for life, basically.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably been tried, alas. As long as there are people who fear the wrath of God and those who capitalize on it, there will always be dogma.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
And you do know what the truism is for those situations.

Pretend I don't -- I haven't had breakfast yet, and my IQ is the double-digits as a result.

[identity profile] grifyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-22 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
::smacks forehead with a large fish::