Mmmm... candy.

[azurelunatic]

So a guy's at a party, and the hostess comes up to him, and invites him to try some of the candy she's made.

"What's in it?" he asks.

"Chocolate and almonds," she says.

"I don't think so," he says, "because I don't care much for chocolate."

"Everybody's been saying that," she says, "and I'm sick of it." She snaps her teeth threateningly. "Try some, or as I live, I am going to sink my teeth into your hand down to the bone."

So the guy reaches out for a piece, but before he can take it, his friend grabs his hand away and says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.






















"Her bark is worse than her bite."

Comments

[t3knomanser.livejournal.com]

/me is apparently retarded.

[azurelunatic]

Or, not familiar with almond bark, especially when badly made.

[t3knomanser.livejournal.com]

Never herad of it.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

How do you screw up almond bark?

[azurelunatic]

Using really, really bad chocolate, and burning it.

[sjwt.livejournal.com]

tahnsk for the link,
woudlnt of goten it other wise =>

[skywalker404.livejournal.com]

bark? [mental: dog=>bark, snapping teeth=>dog-like ...?]
*sees link*
*hovers mouse over link*
Almond bark?! Oy!

(Never actually heard of almond bark, but my family makes peppermint bark, so I can make an educated guess.)

Heh. I like the presentation, actually. Sort of a way of explaining it without seeming egotistical or rude. Nicely done.

[azurelunatic]

Thanks.

I got two "Huh?" reactions from friends, so figured I'd better edit for clarity.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, *I* got it. I groaned, though...but then I've been told that's the sign of a good pun. :)

[azurelunatic]

The better the pun, the louder the groan, and the heavier the object thrown.

[rosencrantz319.livejournal.com]

Sweet

the pain the pain...

[ashabeth.livejournal.com]

Big uggggggggggg from MN.