Sister (new), Bunny.

[azurelunatic]

On the phone with Dawn tonight. It was good to have a gossip with her.

We're both fans, so naturally we were off on tangents all over the place, and a slight trip of my tongue caused a very unique crossover bunny.

Voldemort and Valdemar sound too much alike, don't they?

Harry would be Chosen as a Herald, of course. Hermione would be a Blue until she was Chosen. Fudge and Malfoy Senior would both make excellent senior courtiers/government officials. Dumbledore strikes me as a particularly politically something-or-other White Winds mage, Dawn suggests that he's an associate of Kerowyn's. Hagrid would be right at home cozying up to assorted Pelagris beasties, and Dawn says that if Fred and George are to remain in Haven, they've got to be Herald trainees or they'd be out on their ears. Draco Malfoy would be excessively pissed that that bushy-haired lowborn Blue got Chosen and he, heir of the Malfoy, was passed right over. Madam Pomfrey would be highly placed in the Healer's Collegium, and I could see Snape as a political refugee not entirely trusting of the other "turncoats" in Haven. Huh. And James Potter and the Marauders as having been a band of the young courtiers, whose exploits are still legend just under that of Skif...

Fudge still doesn't quite believe in magic; Lord Malfoy believes in pure bloodlines and not allotting powers of decision to those who don't have a history of being accustomed to the burdens of command.


Dawn adopted me as a virtual little sister. So yay! I get to be pesty to her as well as to votania and ralmathon!

Comments

[machinegirl.livejournal.com]

...

My god, that is WONDERFUL!

[azurelunatic]

Scary, isn't it.

[walkingundine.livejournal.com]

I nominate Fred and George for Bardic trainees. :)

[azurelunatic]

Hmm...

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. Just think of the bawdy songs they would come up with!! :)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter in Valdemar makes the baby jesus cry.

Er, makes the fans of good writing cry. That could be the wankiest fandom ever.

[azurelunatic]

Some people (Lackey included) would probably Hurt Me Very Badly if I started writing it and happened to mix in any philosophy that looked like it came from Crowley.

Oh gods.

I can *hear* the wank already. You're right.


I shudder to think what would happen if House of Ill Faith Voldemort got in there and met Bad!Karse.

[azurelunatic]

...and that shudder is a) for the results in the story, b) for what the HoIF author Az-the-Elder would say to me, c) what Voldemort would say to me, and d) the wank.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

My money is on the HoiF people.

Once they battle it out with the demonic talking horses.

The population of Valdemar is the perfect pawns. Trained like house elves, into doing the wishes of a slytherin type.

Voldemort himeself of course, would have to try not to die laughing once he ran into "Mourninglith Falconsbane" and his ilk. Well, actually Voldy would go hang with them. His much brighter minions would quickly take over the country.

[azurelunatic]

...Hmmm...

Actually, if we were importing the HoIF cast, over the horror of Az-the-Elder and likewise the horror of Lackey should she find out, I predict that Juliana and Kethry and Selenay would get along famously, and Talia would go off into a corner with a headache.

And the younger generations would ... merge with some interesting effects; HoIF!Draco is shaych and less objectionable than canon!Draco; HoIF!Lucius would be... ooogh, I don't want to see what happens when, inevitably, someone finds out about the relationship between him and that kid.