Return of the Idiots

[azurelunatic]

Mentioning that I'm taken doesn't scare off the idiots, demonstrably.

are_u_it (2:07:32 PM): so you lesbian
azurelunatic (2:08:17 PM): Do I know you?
are_u_it (2:08:32 PM): no but just curious

Debated replying with something very snarky, but decided against it.

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I am a lesbian. And I've always dreamt of letting you join us, you manly and well-endowed stud."

"Sorry, I seem to have sent that to the wrong person. Never you mind."

Of course, I know what that would result in. But it's entertaining to think about crushing the egos of teenage boys, says the one whose former nick turned out to mean "boobs" in Italian and French.

[azurelunatic]

I wasn't feeling high-energy enough, sadly. Ordinarily, I would have loved a straight line like that.

...so to speak.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

"have you language skills"

[azurelunatic]

"Me Tarzan. You Jane."
"Me lesbian. You man."

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I think some people's definitions of the words "gay" and "lesbian" are shifting to "evil male pedophilic anal sex person" and "38-24-38 long-fingernailed[1] bleached blond who has sex with others of her kind and any males she meets", so that response line might not work right.

[1] I don't understand how sex with women and long fingernails interact, unless possibly one has those rubber embroidery thimbles over any fingers in use.

[azurelunatic]

Oh -- don't forget the virgin/whore dichotomy.

So gays are either sickos or like-metrosexuals-only-gay without a sex life to speak of.

And lesbians are either oversexed and actually bi or want to be men.


Having had very little lesbian sex, and never having had fingernails longer than what I can grow myself and keep intact, I wouldn't know.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Admittedly, I'm basing the fingernails thing mostly on the way my anatomy interacts with A.'s fast-growing nails. ("Ack! You need to trim those!") It might just be a me thing, but from watching long-fingernailed women oh-so-carefully use calculators and things, I think it would be a general problem. The vulva and vaginal walls are just too irregular to not catch and be poked/scraped.

I guess that also raises the question of how long-fingernailed women masturbate. Toys, probably.

(And, honestly, manual sex isn't a necessary part of a sex life. It seems a shame to do without it for fashion (as opposed to RSI or being armless or whatever), but my priorities are different than many people's.)

[azurelunatic]

It does seem to be a general problem. I've never encountered it in person, though.