Return of the Idiots

[azurelunatic]

Mentioning that I'm taken doesn't scare off the idiots, demonstrably.

are_u_it (2:07:32 PM): so you lesbian
azurelunatic (2:08:17 PM): Do I know you?
are_u_it (2:08:32 PM): no but just curious

Debated replying with something very snarky, but decided against it.

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I am a lesbian. And I've always dreamt of letting you join us, you manly and well-endowed stud."

"Sorry, I seem to have sent that to the wrong person. Never you mind."

Of course, I know what that would result in. But it's entertaining to think about crushing the egos of teenage boys, says the one whose former nick turned out to mean "boobs" in Italian and French.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

"have you language skills"