"Bitch, please!"

[azurelunatic]

For whatever reason, I've rarely heard that in my head as being "[disrespectful form of address to person], please."

I've always heard it more in the same sound of language and idea as someone raising their hand for attention and calling, "Check, please!" to the waitstaff.


When I figured out that it was really supposed to be telling the bitch "Please, whatever," and not "Could you order up one bitch, flaming, but go light on the brains?" this made me start giggling.

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[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a request that someone complain more.

[azurelunatic]

This is just pleading for a phone post, but votania has the phone on her. She's still at home, but I'm not waking her up.