Screaming in the Night

[azurelunatic]

Apologized to roommates about the screaming in the night. They, of course, hadn't heard any.

"So what happened?"
"Well, I have this blanket, and it's black and white and kinda grey..."
"And?"
"And I have this cat, and she's kinda grey..."
"And you sat on the cat."
"And I wasn't looking before I sat down..."
"And you sat on the cat."
"And she's a street cat..."
"You got bit on the bum."
"If you're a street cat, you don't waste your time yowling..."
"You got bit on the bum!"

So I had to show votania the bite.