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[azurelunatic]

If my life was a fandom....

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When did I/when will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

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[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

a. t3h obvious, because t3h obvious relationship that somehow never quite happens is what shippers are *for*.

b. Probably not me, because canon is so often anathema for slash. There would almost certainly be Votania slash. Two hot women, living together - they *must* be getting it on. The "so wrong it's right" pairing would be Neo/Tigereye. There would be coveted rareslash "Everyone wants to read it, no one wants to write it" pairings involving Naomi and the bdsm relationship with Marx's computer random people from other fandoms.

c. Darkside, of course! Alternately, LF, after he develops mutant superpowers.

d. Darkside is drafted into an attack on North Korea that inside sources rumor is designed to be a suicide mission. Everyone gets drunk, but not all at the same time. Angsty farewell sex is had multiple times, each time with the sober party believing they are taking advantage of the drunk party. LF, traumatized by all the angst, runs away while no one is watching and gets kidnapped by a group of evil vampire mages who want to hold him hostage for something involving Votania's job. Things go even further downhill in the next season premiere, but networks don't catch on and cancel the show until two seasons later the writers realize they can't possibly create any more angst without actually destroying the world, and attempt to write a climactic ending.

e. I cheat - it is not one sentence! "A gritty yet surreal fic noir, the AU Darkside Knightmares series choreographs the movements of magic-wielding detectives Dark and Azure in a series of hair-raising escapades. The first AU to ever win an award in the AzureLunatic fandom, Darkside Knightmares captures the characters of AzureLunatic and Darkside while creating an entirely original universe. Diverging from standard ploys, Darkside Knightmares sets Dark and Azure on opposing sides for the first few chapters, creating a knife-edged relationship reminiscent of Beatrice and Benedick in Shakespeare. You'll have to read it to believe it."

[azurelunatic]

Now I want to read Darkside Knightmares!

[thette.livejournal.com]

So do I. Too bad I can't write fanfic worth a damn, or I'd give it a try.

[azurelunatic]

And, Beatrice/Benedick is my Shakespeare OTP.

Just so you know.

[azurelunatic]

Oh gods, and then there are going to be the revisionists, the insane ones who claim that you and I were never dating, it was all a horrible lie, that I'm obviously hetero and in denial...

[wibbble]

It's amusing that E expects there would be people doing the same for her - only saying that there's no way she's het. ;o)

[azurelunatic]

Well, yeah. There is that.