azurelunatic | Wow, I made the train wreck.

There was this thing with 'who do you hate who should totally not be read'. I am one of them, according to about two Anonymous Cowards. At least the ACs were fairly accurate -- Darkside Darkside Darkside. Yep. Though I think the first AC missed the point -- Darkside is my reality check. And, really, a few photos is not sufficient proof of a person existing. If I were truly insane, and Darkside actually was one of my multiples, yet I was trying to pass him off as an external friend, I'd have some random friend of mine pose with me in a few photos and say, "See? Darkside." It's called social engineering.

Never thought that I'd be saying this in my journal (because generally all is cool around here) but if my life is too much of a train wreck and a drama zone for you, do feel free to jump ship. Hell, if it weren't my life, I'd probably skip out on it too at points. If you don't want to be around here, there is no need for you to remain; it'll only raise your blood pressure.

[Edit: I was startled to find myself there, but I'm glad it's at least a sane objection (I was expecting "She writes WAY THE HELL TOO MUCH!), and I think it's funny. In my case.]

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ooh now i wanna know if im in there! ;)

nope. im not special enough.

Ah well. We can't all be notoriously insane obsessive creep chicks.

That's why I looked. I was either expecting to be in there a lot, for psycho reasons, or for oversharing, or not at all.

i went to go nominate myself. but of COURSE spacemummy beat me to the punch. what a fucker.

Obviously, go nominate him. It's all one big happy family-friendly party.

but the link's ALL THE WAY over there, and the joke's already worn thin...

elynne's self-nomination was pretty good.

I wanna see that thread now.
But, in all honesty...I happen to like you. And your kitties. Especially the chicken stories. Oh, how I love your chicken stories! Especially the one with Father Sir letting in the lady-like chicken-hen for the...was it a Christmas party?
Or just some other party.

If anything else, your chickens amuse me :)
Jump ship, I?
Nay.
I happen to like this crazy-coop here :)

It was the Winter Solstice party, and now I even have an icon with her in it. Poor Mama.

and she sits so prettily!!
I have GOT to get my chickens...I do, I do...

This breed isn't known for sanity. If they're socialized to be honorary humans from day one, they're remarkably catlike. If they aren't, then ... imagine a stray cat. A very stray, feral cat.

She's not really sitting, there ... see her legs coming out from behind my arm? I've got my arm over her wing and the other pressed up against my side to make sure she doesn't do anything funny.

ha...you have the "psycho-chicken-hold" on her, then...LoL!
Sounds like a very cool kind of chicken though...definitely a lot more interesting than the regular ole rhoade Islands...

For truly psycho chickens, there's a hand around the head, especially the beak parts of the head.

and goggles and crash helmet, for the truly insane chicken-fiend holder...*giggle*

Yep. For when they come crashing down on your head with spurs out. (My virtual aunt had that happen. A nasty piece of work by the name of Timber. Timber behaved for me, of course, especially in doll clothes.)

YEOUCH!!!
I had one that used to peck me on the toes in the mornings, but flying upon the head with spurs out...OWIE!

HA! DOLL CLOTHES?!?!
And how in the world did you get them on Timber? Oh, you MUST tell the story of Timber one day!

Yeah, Timber was bad news. But he was pretty, and good for holding and hugging. And I think I've tried to put almost all the chickens in assorted doll clothes. There's nothing particularly special about Timber in them, except that he didn't fight horribly.

Aagh, stupid memcache errors!

Can I sign my name to your comment? I feel the same way. I am not going anywhere, I am having too much fun with the Lunatic.

I guess it takes the right kind of insanity to have fun with a Lunatic. :)

And the right kind of insanity is fun.

sure can, not a problem..LOL!
It's fun in here...*points to

snowelf and look, cool friends, even! Yup, I'm stayin'!

...because you always talk about Trader Joe's dark chocolate orange sticks when I'm not supposed to be eating them.

Bitch.

::hugs you::

Hehee.

I do believe that Trader Joe's does have low-carb chocolate. You may want to check it out. If you wish (she offers magnanimously) you may pretend that I've got the low-carb kind because the store in my area carried them. :-P

And then you can hate me even more ferociously for existing in same imaginary universe as said store.

That is to say, I know they've got the low-carb chocolate, I just don't think they've got low-carb chocolate orange sticks.

You got mentioned again: http://www.livejournal.com/users/rollick/205135.html?thread=3740751#t3740751

Adorable. I'm glad I live in my own brain.

I've seen train wrecks and drama zones. This ain't it.

You're a fun read, and cute to boot. I'm not jumping ship by any means.

Well, duh, of course not.

Though if I'd stayed with BJ or

digitalambience, all bets would have been so off.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
I feel enriched and blessed that you share your life with me (and others). Thank you for all your time that you spend telling us about you and your life.

Thanks.

It always boggles me that people enjoy hearing what I write.

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