Oh, and two words describing my feelings after LotR:

[azurelunatic]

HOBBIT SLASH!!!!!

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[antisense.livejournal.com]

"Dildo was a Hobbit who gave himself head..."

After all of Sauron's factories were closed, the poor people of the Shire had to turn to pornography to make their humble living...

[azurelunatic]

Heh heh.

I've heard worse ideas...

[fosfomifira.livejournal.com]

do you know anyone who's into LoTR slash but NOT into hobbit! slash or Legolas Gimli? I've looked and I've looked, and all I find is hobbit slash or interspecies sex and I have to draw the line before I get into hairy feet.

not enough humans to be paired in LoTR... it seems it'll remain untouched, ficwise. Not even decent gen stories ... just two or three.

*sigh*