Scary question of the day

[azurelunatic]

I was chatting with good ol' Shawn last night about the fact that one of our buddies from high school is going to be a father soon.

Shawn: "When are you gonna squeeze one out?"

Gee, Shawn. Your eloquence and tact are an example to us all.

Comments

[soundsoft-elvy.livejournal.com]

Leave it to men to be so damn tactful...... ~_~* *face palm*

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[azurelunatic]

Oh yes. You haven't seen "tactful" until you've seen Shawn in full flower.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

The proper answer, being, of course, "When I find a man worthy of fathering my child who is interested in same, and we're both ready for said responsibility. And not until, thank you very much. DUH, much?"

But then, I'm evil. ^_^

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[azurelunatic]

My actual response: "Aggh, the concept is alien to me!
... Probably not for a long time.
I haven't had sex with a man in nearly a year, and I'm not really missing it.
I don't plan on any kids until I'm done with college, and that won't be for at least a year.
And then after that ... honestly, my roommate's bratling is kid enough for me, unless I happen to marry someone who wants a kid, and the only person I'd consider marrying at this point would probably never marry me."

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[azurelunatic]

Stupid memcache error.

Tell him

[popefelix.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'll get right on that. Let me just eat some more fiber."

Re: Tell him

[azurelunatic]

For "regularity", the thing that invariably works for me is about 2 pounds of carrots and a few big glasses of milk. (Lactose intolerance, anyone?)

[elance.livejournal.com]

How wude.

Like having children is the point of life anyway, and everything revolves around when one is going to have one. *sigh*

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[azurelunatic]

It was a sensible question in context; we were talking about an old high school buddy's impending fatherhood.

Though it probably would have been better worded, "Everybody's getting knocked up these days. You?"