azurelunatic | On being an Evil Lunatic

This is what I put in another journal:

The duck penis (warning: long). Found by someone from the college that's local to my hometown.

I mean... I warned them, didn't I?

I was not aware that ducks were know to be well-endowed!

Nor had I.

Evidently "warning: long" was taken to be a warning about the article length, not about the penis. There was horror, terror, squickage, and giggling.