Fwd: Dog Humor

[azurelunatic]

DOG BREEDS OF THE FUTURE

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy
transport

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's the butt of some tacky
jokes

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

I have got a whole load of dog jokes somewhere.

"What's in the box?"
"It's a dog!"
"But it hit me!"
"Yes, it's a Boxer."

And so on, in variants that mostly are Swedish puns. (I had to look hard to find a translatable one.)

[azurelunatic]

Hee!

Actually, puns, translated and explained, might be a very good language lesson for non-native speakers...

[thette.livejournal.com]

People on the Froup sometimes comment that kjn puns better than they do, and he's Swedish.

(And I inspire him to pun! Whee!)

So, want to learn Swedish with a distinct northener flavour?

[azurelunatic]

I'm not sure if my stress levels would allow me to commit so far as to say "learn", but "look at and giggle and maybe pick something up" would be a yes.

[thette.livejournal.com]

Posting them in my journal, then...

[azurelunatic]

Wee, shiny things!