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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-01-02 08:45 am

that is to say...

I'm flattered, I truly am, by Adam's listing me on the six month list.

But that would be a mistake of beyond epic proportions. I'm with Votania when she says that you've got to live with them for five years before you know them well enough to see if you can marry them or not.

BJ and I were going to prove them all wrong by being as in love on our 60th wedding anniversary as we were the first day we fell for each other. Ha! His name is perhaps the third worst you can bring up in this house: first worst being Asshole, second worst being that son of a monkey's uncle who's Nephew's sperm donor.

[No, you don't know Asshole. He's not a character who gets mentioned here much. He treated the woman I'm most likely spending the next fifteen years of my life with very badly, and he deserves every karmic wallop that's coming his way.]

To marry someone for the purpose of not letting them die a virgin... no. Even if they had six months to live.

I would gladly offer up myself to take care of the virginity problem, but no marriage. I would marry Votania for administrative purposes, a legal marriage, to formalize from a governmental point of view the way that she and I are most likely going to wind up taking care of Nephew, but I will not enter into that spiritual contract again without looking very clearly at the other party and myself.

If the opportunity ever came up, I think I might be able to marry Darkside. We'd have to live together first to see if it would work. Not as lovers, necessarily, but as roommates. Could he stand me? Could I stand him? Would we understand each other half so well at three AM with the A/C raining near-boiling water? Would he still be able to toss off a few dry comments and have me laugh my ass off? Would he still have the desire to coax a smile onto my face when I look gloomy? Would I still love his wacked and delicious sense of humor?

...those midnight thoughts, made manifest in the morning as writing.

[identity profile] godai.livejournal.com 2002-01-02 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you always take time to refer to it as oral sex?

;)

[identity profile] godai.livejournal.com 2002-01-02 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
heh did always make me wonder how people could stand to use that as a nick name.

I'd think they would get tired of the jokes.

[identity profile] godai.livejournal.com 2002-01-02 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well i've known people who go by bj and certainly should know what a bj is.

Course theese people had names like Billy Joe. Bobbi Joe. and the such.

whats funnier are places around here. There is a Sam's club like warehouse called
BJ's Warehouse. Or the local paper has a rotating light up sign with a clock on it with the letters BJ lit up for all the town to see. (the paper is the beacon journal. :) )

Of course my brother has occasionally used the nickname Dick.

heh