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azurelunatic) wrote2004-05-02 02:52 am
azurelunatic) wrote2004-05-02 02:52 am
Laundry Notes:
First: Do laundry before you run out of pants.
Second: Do laundry before bag of laundry gets so heavy that you cut off circulation to your scalp when balancing the laundry on your head when transporting to/from laundry room.
Third: Check all pockets before laundering.
Fourth: Laundering one's bus pass is a step down the food chain from money laundering.
Fifth: mend other pants before you wind up going to work in the tacky navy blue shorts that are a little too short for work.
Second: Do laundry before bag of laundry gets so heavy that you cut off circulation to your scalp when balancing the laundry on your head when transporting to/from laundry room.
Third: Check all pockets before laundering.
Fourth: Laundering one's bus pass is a step down the food chain from money laundering.
Fifth: mend other pants before you wind up going to work in the tacky navy blue shorts that are a little too short for work.