Logic

[azurelunatic]

Vulcans are not toads.
You should not be able to get high by licking a Vulcan.

Comments

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I'm faintly curious where you found a Vulcan to lick, and why you aren't sharing.

But that's just me personally.

[azurelunatic]

You see, over in Iroshi's journal, we were being all logical.

So, I got silly, and virtually licked a virtual Spock.

And then Joe Cartoon got involved.


(That last bit was in my head only.)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Ah. Because if this was vulcan licking, I might feel compelled to get involved.

Logic bores me. Licking, licking is fun.

[azurelunatic]

I could share, if you like, but he's probably already got slobber all over him. And, um, I dropped him on the floor, so, you might want to wash him off 'cause it's past the ten second rule...

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Oh. I don't really want a used vulcan.

[azurelunatic]

*sings "Banned from Argo" just because*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah.

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

Toads aren't the only things that make you high if you lick them. I guess it depends on what chemicals the Vulcan has on his or her skin. ;D

[iroshi.livejournal.com]

And I posted that without reading the other comments, so I had no idea what the post was in reference to. Just got back from reading my email. *giggle*

So am I your little Vulcan as well as being Chris'? *grin*

[azurelunatic]

No... Darkside's my Vulcan... ;)

I Agree

[eng1ne.livejournal.com]

I think it all depends on what Vulcans sweat out. Since they have copper-based blood, they might taste like the Statue of Liberty if you lick them. Hopefully a relatively clean spot of said statue.

Which brings us to "The Statue Got Me High" by TMBG..

Re: I Agree

[azurelunatic]

*runs around on fire*

[azurelunatic]

You do have a point...

[kdorian.livejournal.com]

Vulcans are not toads, true, but that does not logically preclude being able to get high by licking a vulcan.

[azurelunatic]

Point.