Fighting unsolicted phone calls with ... unsolicited Jesus!

[azurelunatic]

I work as a phone survey goon -- you know, the sort that calls just at suppertime and asks nosy questions about any variety of products and services (but doesn't sell anything). Today I called a household, and a perky woman answered.

"Hello, this is azurelunatic from Big-Ass Research Company," I said.
"Hi! Do you read the Bible?" she asked.
"From time to time, yes," I answered diplomatically.
"Oh, great! Remember, Jeeesus luuuuuuvs you!" she said. "Thank you for calling! Bye-bye!" And she hung up.

I laughed.

Comments

[elysianmusings.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Now I'm pondering ways to do similar (but non-christian) to uninvited callers. *g*

[azurelunatic]

Hee. Do tell me what you figure out.

[elysianmusings.livejournal.com]

Will do.

*giggling*

[hasfartogo.livejournal.com]

That is so good! At least she seemed cheerfully sincere.

Re: *giggling*

[azurelunatic]

I think it was half sincere and half "play with the phone survey goon."

At least we were both entertained.