Drunken IM conversations from last year...

[azurelunatic]

Late one night last year, I had a conversation with a high school friend.

azurelunatic says:
Gods you're drunk.
Fuzzy Modem says:
notnrolalrtu
Fuzzy Modem says:
no not really.
Fuzzy Modem says:
I just have to fucos a pit to typr right.
azurelunatic says:
*snicker*
azurelunatic says:
"fucos a pit to typr right" says it all.

It might really be a good idea to have sobriety tests that must be passed before you can log into certain chatrooms or purchase-type websites.

Comments

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've *ever* been so drunk that I couldn't manage coherent typing.

I don't think any of the witnesses to my most-drunk-ever IM session hang out here, or I'd ask for corroboration of my memory of the evening. Which is that, although my messaging speed got even slower than usual due to having to correct the corrected corrections on my proofreading, I'm pretty sure that what I did send was both coherent and almost typo-free. Though a trifle...silly.

[azurelunatic]

Ah.

My language becomes rapidly more florid while I am extremely intoxicated. That's because I've had to dumb down my speaking to interact with the mundanes, and when I'm sozzled, that inhibition goes away.