I was reading the back of a packet of biscuits and saw, "Cholesterol 0mg." My mind read it as, "Cholesterol OMG!" I half expected the next two lines to be, "Sodium WTF," and, "Saturated Fat LOL."
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thank the gods, i am not the only one who has done that!
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beautiful!
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if naught else, i will play with the idea when i can see straight again and sit still in front of Pandora for more than a few minutes at a time.
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