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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2004-08-11 06:50 pm

Narcotics 101 for your seven-year-old

"Something bad happened to my shoulder and it hurt really bad, so I went to see the doctor. And the doctor gave me medicine to make the shoulder not hurt so much. And this medicine is so strong that it makes me lose control of my body and my mind a little. It's not enough that I have to stay in bed, just enough to make me really, really silly."

"Is Strongbad controlling you?"

"...No."

"Strongbad's a really bad role model."