Sekrit Message to shywickedpixie, from girlfriend (mine): on kitchen implements

[azurelunatic]

Reamers.

Sweartogods.

From IM (with overly silly reference to the Kushiel books):
azurelunatic : If only I had known what a reamer was, I would have been apprehensive of an ass-reaming. Alas --
sithjawa: But alas!
azurelunatic: Butt! Alas!
sithjawa: a cheese grater would still hurt more though, being, you know, very wide and flat.

Comments

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Having worked for an oilfield company, I was actually referring to the gigantic oil rig reamers... (and look up down-hole openers and bottom-hole assemblies too, just for kicks!) Though for the life of me I can't find an adequate picture to show you.

Just think, oil rig. Very Big Reamer.

*feral grin*

(okay, now I really off to bed!)

[azurelunatic]

o.O

Yeah. Like that. It would be like that.

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

a cheese grater would still hurt more though, being, you know, very wide and flat

Not to mention the sharp, gratey parts. Yarrr.

[azurelunatic]

An oilfield-sized one?

(Don't worry, it was in context...)

[othercat.livejournal.com]

*snorks*

[azurelunatic]

Indeed.

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