Conversations with cat:

[azurelunatic]

eris_raven: *lies down in front of closed door, pawing at it*
azurelunatic: "Does the cat want out?" *goes, opens door*
eris_raven: *trots away from door, sits down ten feet away looking expectant*
azurelunatic: "Cat! Out!" *points to cat* "That means you!" *points to door* "That means there!"
eris_raven: *observes this politely*
azurelunatic: *chases her out*
eris_raven: *strolls out lazily, twitching her tail as if it were her idea in the first place, because, of course, it was....*