Dear Near-Complete Bitch...

[azurelunatic]

Dear Bitch,

I don't know what or who gave you the idea that it was in any way all right to smoke in the indoor laundry room in our apartment complex, especially with the window closed. Fuck off, and die of lung cancer.

Thank you for putting that shit out when I started wheezing audibly. As it is, I'm registering a complaint with the office in the morning. Too bad I don't have your name or apartment number. I am still unsure as to whether you put the damn thing out because I was wheezing, or because the thing had burned down to the filter.

You're not one of my friends, you're not going to be one of my friends, and I seriously doubt your worth as a human being.

Die,
she who has to fight a will save against vomit when in the same close space as cigarette smoke.

Crossposted: note_to_asshat, azurelunatic.

Comments

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

Eww. Go you for complaining!

Gah. Despite everyone's allergies, my mother's asthma, and the new baby, the farthest we've gotten my father to bend on smoking in the house is to run the air filter next to his desk when he smokes in the living room and otherwise to smoke in the back bathroom with the door closed and the vent on. You'd think that the fact that his lungs contain so much tar that they had serious trouble getting an image of his heart when they were doing tests on him would make him think about stopping. Or maybe the fact that he gets up most mornings gagging and throwing up from the congestion in his lungs. But no, he goes right on lighting up. sigh... Well, at least he's not drinking. I suppose that's something. (Yes, most people would consider smoking to be worse for the health of bystanders than drinking. Not in this case.)

[azurelunatic]

.... ewww.

Now I'm morbidly curious: drinking?

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

Dad stopped drinking... 15 years ago, I think. He's a big name in AA locally; he does a lot of speaking at meetings. He damn near died before he stopped. When he went into rehab, the doctor said he'd never seen a blood-alcohol level that high on a living person.

[azurelunatic]

Yow.