All becomes clear...

[azurelunatic]

What's been wrong with my spoons? I'll tell you what's wrong with my spoons, and why it's getting better right now today pronto.

Woohoo for menstruation and funky chemical cycles. Suck my cat's ass, ovaries.

So this is only to be expected, belike, and should be clearing up pronto, because it always does. Mutter-mutter-unpredictable-long-cycle-mutter...

Meanwhile, do I have enough spoons to face her family? Or should I not and say I did. Or, should I not and say I didn't.

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[boojum.livejournal.com]

I got just to the point where my period normally starts and... stopped. Hovered. A week ago. I'm quite tired of the spotting and rampaging acne now.

Bodies are weird and obnoxious.

[azurelunatic]

Agg. That must not be so great.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Yup. It wouldn't be so bad if I knew what was glitching and I hadn't been ready for imminent torrents for the past week.

[1] My body is in general more considerate than it used to be. My period used to start with the flash flood, often at night, twenty carpetted feet from the bathroom. Having it after a day or two of ramp-up from spotting is much more reasonable.

[azurelunatic]

I've never had the flash flood, hooray my body's good luck and all that!

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Huh. Sometimes complaining does fix things. Or at least, my body's started behaving again.

[azurelunatic]

Hooray! Mine's leaking madly, but that's only to be expected.

[moniqueleigh]

Ahhhh, you have the unpredictable cycle, too? Gah.

[azurelunatic]

Indeed.

I liked being on the Pill for that precise reason...

[moniqueleigh]

I keep threatening to try that. It's not like there's any chance of my getting pregnant anyway (We've been married 10+ years, using no b.c. of any sort, & have no kids although hubs has a daughter from his 1st marriage).

But I have this insane dislike of going to doctors for any reason whatsoever... Can I just rip out the stoopid ovaries, etc? Gah. That'd mean a doctor visit too. Hrmph.

[azurelunatic]

IMO, it's worth the inconvenience of seeing a doctor to make sure I know when it's going to show up.

...though I might like to have a two-month cycle rather than a one-month cycle, that would be nice.

[moniqueleigh]

That's what I've had for the last 2 cycles....