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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2004-09-11 06:49 pm

Glad I don't know them: Man Gets 6 Months for Swinging Alligator

Swinging an alligator. Using an alligator as a blunt object is really not my idea of a good weapon, though it may well be effective.

Full story, reproduced for when link goes blooie:
Man Gets 6 Months for Swinging Alligator
AP
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.


David Havenner, 41, of Port Orange, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said Linda Pruitt, spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office. He changed his earlier plea of not guilty, she said Wednesday.

He was sentenced to six month in jail with 48 days credit for time served during the Sept. 1 hearing, according to court records.

Sheriff's officials said Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an argument on July 16.

Monico told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the gator and swung it at her as she tried to escape. The gator struck Monico at least once, after which time Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home, she told investigators.

Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife commission officials said.

Information from: The Volusia Review

It just gets better and better, doesn't it? I wouldn't want to be related to either of them.

[identity profile] nilo.livejournal.com 2004-09-11 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow - and until now I thought only classy people lived in mobile homes...

;) Thanks for sharing.

[identity profile] amberfox.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
*blinkblink* Dude....

[identity profile] pyrogenic.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
wank me a river?? :-)