Horses sweat. Men perspire. Ladies glow.

[azurelunatic]

If that's so, then I may as well have a pair of 300 watt bulbs as a bosom. Arizona is hot. The Lunatic is well-hydrated. This fall season is unaccountably damp by Arizona summer standards.

Things that there should be in Arizona: commercially-made bras that are lined with terrycloth. Things I have not found in Arizona: the identical item.

I am making do with washcloths lining my cups, and I find it much more comfortable than the alternative. It is somewhat warmer, and somewhat bulkier, than wearing the bra without lining, but it pays off massively in comfort, stain-free shirts, and a huge reduction in the chafing from damp synthetics.

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[thette.livejournal.com]

First paragraph mental image: Heh!!

[azurelunatic]

Indeed.

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

That's an interesting turn of phrase. It's also a really good idea, and one I don't think I'd have thought of. Baby washclothes might be more comfortable, but I'm not sure they're absorbent enough.

[azurelunatic]

I have Industrial-Strength Tough Boobs, which can handle washcloths -- at least, the ones my household has, which are nice and thick and fluffy and not made out of sandpaper.

[thette.livejournal.com]

Also, the title and the first sentence is snagged to the ever-growing quotefile.

[azurelunatic]

The title is a classic admonishment on polite terminology from the Southern states in the US. It may now be somewhat archaic, but it's still amusing.

[thette.livejournal.com]

I knew you were quoting something, so I was putting it in quotes anyway.

I'm also referring to you by your username.

[azurelunatic]

Heh. I don't really go by much else these days.