Imperial measurements

[azurelunatic]

cadhla discusses her laundry; discussions of measurement follow.

So far, we've established the following: a whole pantload is larger than an assload, a cheekload is half an assload, and a shitload is smaller than a cheekload (though probably not by much).

This is for Imperial assloads, though. Metric assloads are treated differently.

Comments

[thette.livejournal.com]

What about the fuckloads and the metric fuckloads? (I think the conversion was "divide by thirteen, add twenty five and multiply with six," but I might be wrong.)

[azurelunatic]

Hmf. Does that mean that there's the fuckton, and then the metric fuckton? Gha!!!

[azurelunatic]

Well, the "Greek" fuckload is approximately the same as the Imperial shitload in the same way that the meter is approximately equal to the yard.

So calcuate from there...