azurelunatic | silence on the dialer

Been slow days at work lately. That subject line shows up in my paper journals a lot. Work is starting to appreciate my expertise far more. I am cheerful, polite, and know what the hell I'm doing. My interviewer monitor reports (that's what "this call may be monitored for quality control purposes" means -- it means that they record me doing the surveys so they can grill me about what I did wrong, later) have been showing up almost solid + ... the rating scale goes like so:

* = exemplary
+ = above expectations
(checkmark) = meets expectations
- = below standard
! = review by training committee and/or possible termination.

So far, I've only gotten one *. That was for keeping my patience with a guy who was trying his damnedest to piss me off and get me to hang up on him. No !'s. I'm good like that. Either that, or I've never gotten monitored when I was being a bitch... that could do it as well.

Looks like LJ's not doing very well. I told

votania and Marx that LJ goes down about as often as a cheap whore, for introductory purposes, because I know if I'm not straight up with them right off, things don't go too well. They laughed, because I said it lovingly.

Poor LJ.