Random Point of Order

[azurelunatic]

Unless you are a keg or something similar, you should not have a bunghole. In any case, TP would only rarely be effective for stopping up one's bunghole, as it is absorbant and would wick out any liquid contained inside the keg.

Comments

[kokuten.livejournal.com]

I'd just like it to be noted that "TP for my bunghole" flows better as a catchphrase than the alternative "for my tackhole", "for my cornhole", "for my milkdud", "for my poop chute", "for my loaf squeezer", etc, etc, etc.

really, the best of a bad lot. especially considering the characters in question.

[azurelunatic]

All of this is true. That, however, does not make it any more appealing.

I was fortunate enough to have been without TV in those critical years.

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Well...I've used toilet paper to make an emergency makeshift tampon before, and it worked without wicking except at the soggily-full stage, when all tampons wick. Beer is closer to water, though, so it's probably easier to wick.

[wibbble]

That was a mental image that makes me immensely glad to be married to a woman that doesn't have periods. ;o)

[boojum.livejournal.com]

Menstruation is a great source of interesting biological ickiness. As someone who, as a child, kept a shed scab on her bookshelf for weeks, I am often sufficiently interested to almost make up for the annoyance factor.

[azurelunatic]

I use it for that as well. It's an interesting line between "absorbant enough to soak up blood and gunk" and "too absorbant and will wick like mad".

Also, there's more sheer volume to beer in a keg than menstrual blood, except for the very empty barrels and the very "rivers of blood" days. If there were several cups of menstrual blood, and enough water pressure to matter, I'd guess that menstrual blood would wick as easily as beer.

[mojo-iv.livejournal.com]

Are you threatening me?

--m4

[azurelunatic]

Nope.

[mojo-iv.livejournal.com]

Dammit! :)

--m4