Cursed Laundry Thieves Aren't Much Fun.

[azurelunatic]

Well, actually, they are. Or, at least, they should be.

There have been a rash of laundry thefts recently, including some of Sis's clothes. The Household was Not Happy.


A sign went up in the laundry room tonight, after the nice BIS guy reported that one of his towels had been stolen.

Hereby Know All that Various & Sundry items of Laundry that were Foully Stolen have been now Cursed. Vile Thieves not wishing Personal Inconvenience should return them.

The header: two skulls-and-crossbones. Up the side in Elder Futhark runes: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLES."

Perhaps, on the next iteration, I should add "All your base are belong to Eris." I asked Eris if She could, if it was Her Will, visit like inconvenience upon the laundry thieves.

I shall, of course, expect Eris to take more of an interest in my day-to-day life for a while after this...

Comments

[azurelunatic]

I also notify glamourbombs here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/glamourbombs/580119.html

[elance.livejournal.com]

You and I should probably have a conversation at some point about who's been talking to me....

[azurelunatic]

Oh dear. Dear me, in fact. Um, yikes?

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Whilst doing the Amoeba's collective laundry (at a nearby laundromat) last week, commodorified and I chatted with another couple about (among other things) this very subject. Seems *all* of them have had laundry stolen with some frequency. Particularly underwear.

Which, really, is rather more disturbing than just having *towels* stolen.

[azurelunatic]

Yes.

My roommatesister has had underwear stolen. She is Much Put Out.