Wherein the Lunatic is randomly IMed by someone wanting more than the Lunatic is giving.

[azurelunatic]

sds0488 (1:22:04 AM): heys exy
sds0488 (1:22:09 AM): you got a cam?
sds0488 (1:23:48 AM): You got a cam?
BUZZ!!!
Shadow (2:20:16 AM): Excuse me?
sds0488 (3:11:33 AM): Hey, you still online? Got a cam?
BUZZ!!!
Shadow (3:11:47 AM): Do I know you?
sds0488 (3:12:32 AM): Nope, do you live in alaska?
Shadow (3:13:06 AM): No. Why are you pestering people you don't know to see if they have webcams?
sds0488 (3:13:59 AM): So I can see their tits and show them my hard cock? for fun, who cares? I'm bored.
Shadow (3:14:32 AM): Go fuck Binky. Goodbye.

Binky, for non-Alaskans, was a polar bear in the Anchorage zoo who mauled an idiot who was idiotic enough to climb in his pen.

Comments

Bwahahahaha!

[jdemorae.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's priceless. I need to share this link with TGD, who is 'my polar bear.' *rofl* And I even learned a great new put-down, too. *snicker* My day is made.

Re: Bwahahahaha!

[azurelunatic]

There's more comprehensive coverage of Binky elsewhere as well -- when I was 14 or 15 or so, there was a great kerfuffle on the statewide news about the Anchorage fire department attempting to add a somewhat battered and bloodied sneaker to their official logo as well as the t-shirts. I recall that it was eventually deemed Inappropriate.

[lpetrazickis.livejournal.com]

So... speaking of that... tits, yes, please, hello?:)

No, I don't have a cam. Why do you ask?^-^