Best need-of-edit occupation today:

[azurelunatic]

Occupation: "Packaging ass."

*facepalm*

I think that was an unfortunate abbreviation for
"associate".

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[amberfox.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[elysianmusings.livejournal.com]

LOL

Thank you, that made my night.

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

My job in the military was unit historian. The history office was known by the two letter office symbol HO, leading to lots of joking about the nature of my actual work. Normally these offices were one-person shops, but occasionally there were two-person offices. At one such office I was the assistant historian. *sigh*

[azurelunatic]

Oh, dear. The assistant H.O., in other words? And since military males have among the dirtiest minds in the known universe...

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

"What did you do in the service, Daddy?" *grin*

[crisavec.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

[azurelunatic]

It amused the supervisory area. I share these little gems.

Figment once had to ask the occupation of someone, and then ask precisely what the job entailed (a question on the survey). The answer? "It means I dance topless in a bar."

[azurelunatic]

Glad to share!