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azurelunatic) wrote2002-03-03 10:47 am
azurelunatic) wrote2002-03-03 10:47 am
Forwarded joke silliness...
As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to the vibrator.
To his query, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband so please go away and leave me alone.
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip and placed her purchases on the kitchen counter, heard buzzing noises coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the sofa, buzzing away.
The wife asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my son-in-law!!!"
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to the vibrator.
To his query, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband so please go away and leave me alone.
A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip and placed her purchases on the kitchen counter, heard buzzing noises coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the sofa, buzzing away.
The wife asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my son-in-law!!!"