Hilarity

[azurelunatic]

Tonight, the redheaded fanficcer had more yaoi to share, and this time, I wound up reading it.

One of my derangements is that when I see something wrong, I correct it. So in the middle of reading this explicit sex scene, M/M/M, that had half the audience fanning themselves (though the a/c or lack thereof in the room contributed), there I was with blue sparkle-pen fixing wrong words and Bad Typing Moments.

There was this utter eruption of laughter.

You had to be there.

Incidentally, there is the need of a few smutty synonyms -- what does one call the vigorous pumping of one's partner's cock with one's fist? Because "fisting" just does not work. In fact, it did not work to very hilarious effect.

Good times. Good times.

Comments

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard "fist[ing] [one's] cock" used before. It does give rather the image of turning the cock inside out, for purpose of using as a glove, doesn't it?

I suppose one could call it "pumping," but that calls to mind gas station inagery.

... Now I have the urge to look up obscene terms on google sets again. hang on... Nope, not useful - not specific enough. More like a list of "things to try at your next play party" really :P Meanwhile, dictionary.com offers such useful synonyms for 'pump' as:
Dilate
Distend
Cross-examine
Whisk
Milk
Suck dry
Spend
and the disturbing-sounding
Siphon



I never want to think about the use of 'siphon' in a sexual context again.

[azurelunatic]

... me either.

This, unfortunately for the mental eyes of the listeners, was not "fisting X's cock", but just "he fisted him".

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I think I'd use any of the various already-established terms for male masturbation, with appropriate noun-ish identifiers tossed in to establish that it's something that Joe is doing to Jim rather than to himself.

[azurelunatic]

That was pretty much the general consensus.

[azurelunatic]

Said person is, of course, hcolleen.