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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic
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2005
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05:28 pm
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An insensitive appetizer pun
Because my mind is just irrepressible like that, and I have mushrooms in the refrigerator that I'm not sure what to do with.
So why
did
the mushroom go to the abuse crisis shelter?
Because it had been battered.
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arabwel.livejournal.com
2005-06-19 12:38 am (UTC)
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And here I thought that joke calls for fish....
(Ooh, and thanks for the linkages - I have been researching the subject a l9ot lately for an original fiction project)
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azurelunatic
2005-06-19 12:39 am (UTC)
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I believe rubber trout and peanuts are the usual things presented for a pun that bad.
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arabwel.livejournal.com
2005-06-19 12:44 am (UTC)
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Really? Must be cultural differences, then, here we just toss emptty bottles...
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azurelunatic
2005-06-21 07:14 am (UTC)
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I know the peanuts thing is a Callahan's Place (Spider Robinson) thing.
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arabwel.livejournal.com
2005-06-21 07:15 am (UTC)
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*shrug*
I think I was originally referring to battered fish....
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(Ooh, and thanks for the linkages - I have been researching the subject a l9ot lately for an original fiction project)
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I think I was originally referring to battered fish....