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[azurelunatic]

Oh, thank Heaven.

Countess VorMuir's cervix is completely competent. The attending Romanian doctors were not. The German doctors straightened out all misconceptions, gave the cervix its certificate of competence, and everything proceeds peaches and cream.

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[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I see a great many jokes about "competence" in the immediate future.... :-)

[azurelunatic]

Indeed. One hopes the Countess has very good aim with both bucket and stunner...