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[azurelunatic]

Things leap out of the freezer to attack me. I have some very hostile pink lemonade. Hostile guacamole too.

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[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the evening news. Tonight's top story: "Leftovers Gone Bad".

[azurelunatic]

Have you heard the Dan Rather remix "Rocked by Rape"?

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

No.

*fractures brain*

[azurelunatic]

This must be corrected! Down nearer the bottom of the page, there's a download link.

the Cease and Desist letter

Lyrics, if you can call them that.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

That. Is. Pure. GENIUS!!

I'm shocked. I wasn't sure what to expect, but certainly not that.

And it's remarkably good sample-splicing technically, as well.

[azurelunatic]

Quite an interesting commentary on the news!

[azurelunatic]

The line that always sticks with me the longest is "Fear the hidden Nazis next door."