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azurelunatic) wrote2002-03-17 12:04 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2002-03-17 12:04 pm
For Memory's Sake -- a 2001 Sept 29 e-mail concerning Darkside
> > Darth Gets Lectured Every Morning On Dragon
> > Ball Z by 22-Year-Old Best Friend
>
> I'm sorry, but...you're going to have to kill him,
> her, or it. There's no cure.
Him, and too cute (martial arts body, hair that belongs long) to be killed. The temporary measure I've come up with is allowing him to surf the web all he wants and look for Dragon Ball Z pictures, while I am distracted by how very decorative he is, and then *out* of the computer lab, distracting him by arm-wrestling with him. I am attempting to finagle a date to see LotR when it comes out, and ditto with Star Wars. It's slow going, though, given that this is one of the guys out there who really needs to be hit with a *big* stick. He's the one who wears his work uniform to school three days a week, and wears his Darth Vader shirt one of the other days. On the fifth day, he typically wears black jeans and a black dress shirt, and looks ever so yummy.... those days I have to put a muzzle on my inner Malkavian...
This one's nice, and he doesn't give me that nagging subconscious feeling that someday he's going to hurt me while I'm sleeping, unlike my former fiance, he of the evil mother. My best friend and I have lightsaber duels in the courtyard at school, and the parking lot at my apartment complex, because there's nowhere else to have them... and we have breakfast together at school sometimes a good four hours before either of us has to be in class....
We shall see if I can seduce him to the dark side or not. I may be too late to do much seducing, though -- he's already chosen "Darkside" as a nickname...
On a slight tangent, what do you get when you pour M&M's and Skittles into the same bowl?
JL, Darth Edita (Darth Spent The Better Part of Friday Morning Looking Up All the Words That Began With "In" With Darkside)
> > Ball Z by 22-Year-Old Best Friend
>
> I'm sorry, but...you're going to have to kill him,
> her, or it. There's no cure.
Him, and too cute (martial arts body, hair that belongs long) to be killed. The temporary measure I've come up with is allowing him to surf the web all he wants and look for Dragon Ball Z pictures, while I am distracted by how very decorative he is, and then *out* of the computer lab, distracting him by arm-wrestling with him. I am attempting to finagle a date to see LotR when it comes out, and ditto with Star Wars. It's slow going, though, given that this is one of the guys out there who really needs to be hit with a *big* stick. He's the one who wears his work uniform to school three days a week, and wears his Darth Vader shirt one of the other days. On the fifth day, he typically wears black jeans and a black dress shirt, and looks ever so yummy.... those days I have to put a muzzle on my inner Malkavian...
This one's nice, and he doesn't give me that nagging subconscious feeling that someday he's going to hurt me while I'm sleeping, unlike my former fiance, he of the evil mother. My best friend and I have lightsaber duels in the courtyard at school, and the parking lot at my apartment complex, because there's nowhere else to have them... and we have breakfast together at school sometimes a good four hours before either of us has to be in class....
We shall see if I can seduce him to the dark side or not. I may be too late to do much seducing, though -- he's already chosen "Darkside" as a nickname...
On a slight tangent, what do you get when you pour M&M's and Skittles into the same bowl?
JL, Darth Edita (Darth Spent The Better Part of Friday Morning Looking Up All the Words That Began With "In" With Darkside)
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...Darkside had never heard that joke before, about S&M's. I told that one to him right after he'd accidentally hit me in the breast, and then ran off giggling. I like M&M's, and he likes Skittles. Seriously. That's how you can tell who's who...