Stage 1: In the afternoon. A motorcycle helmet. Lined in open-cell foam. "Mistaken" for a litterbox, yes. Smooshed onto his head and thus squished wetly into his hair.
Stage 2: That night. The pillow you alluded to above, again yes. Only the cat cleverly crawled *into the pillowcase* so that the...gift...was not only invisible but also possessed of a certain limited Olfactory Stealth Mode. This time the 'political statement' was of the semisolid variety. Squished, not quite so wetly this time, into his hair. Again.
My uncle was Not Amused. But everyone else who was there, or who has ever heard the story, was/are *highly* amused. :-D
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And cheaper than the kit with the badly cartoony frog!
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Even more frog!
BulgarianBon-bon mold for CRUNCHY FROGBejeweled!
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sara
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I've never tried this on frogs per se, but it seems to work well for everything else!
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*smacks kitty in businesslike fashion*
You know perfectly well what we meant.
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Yes, but this got me what I wanted, didn't it?
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So the next one is "What's green and brown and green and brown and green and brown and goes around in a circle at a hundred miles an hour?"
In this case, it seems to be "Kermit, after trying to organize the reindeer."
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Or possibly Lew Zeeland boomeranging a very sick fish?
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... Cats.
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*cold water*
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*stalks off*
Remind me to tell you sometime about the Kitty Revenge inflicted on my uncle once upon a time.... *evil laugh*
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Stage 1: In the afternoon. A motorcycle helmet. Lined in open-cell foam. "Mistaken" for a litterbox, yes. Smooshed onto his head and thus squished wetly into his hair.
Stage 2: That night. The pillow you alluded to above, again yes. Only the cat cleverly crawled *into the pillowcase* so that the...gift...was not only invisible but also possessed of a certain limited Olfactory Stealth Mode. This time the 'political statement' was of the semisolid variety. Squished, not quite so wetly this time, into his hair. Again.
My uncle was Not Amused. But everyone else who was there, or who has ever heard the story, was/are *highly* amused. :-D
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(Have dealt with enough Misplaced Litterbox Moments to sympathize.)