IDIOTS. (Some people on Kittenhate can't spell.)

[azurelunatic]

So I get a message on Kittenhate:

and to think i havent been on KH for a while.......and there's ur posts today........i just returned from phoenix 2 days ago.....wanna chat some? sorry i didnt know u were down there durin my vacation........lol. have a great weekend & happy new year.

see ya, don

My reply:

1) I don't know you.
2) Spelling and other factors of your message give me absolutely zero interest in chatting with you or getting to know you.

The return message was an apology of sorts for the chatspeak, written in -- you guessed it, more chatspeak. I accidentally deleted it on the site, but isn't it nice that they send notification e-mails?

sorry about my abbreviations.........guess i should have warned you. if you
don't mind too much, what are the other factors.......lol? i was hoping i could
get to know you......to answer #1.....lol

My reply was one word: "Goodbye."

Then I updated my profile with the following message:

1) If you want to watch me wank, cyber with me, video chat with me, meet up with me, or have sex with me, you are out of luck. Don't bother asking. If you do bother asking, I'll think you're a boor, and any chance of getting to know me you'd had will disappear.

2) If you want to communicate with me, for the love of Gods, take some care with your spelling and grammar and the like. If you think that capitalization, spelling, punctuation, and proper usage are obsolete, then I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU.

These disclaimers are brought to you by one too many fucking idiots who think that posting on Kittenhate is the same as putting out a singles ad. Fucking idiots who can't write, no less.

Comments

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation*

[azurelunatic]

And I edited my last kill to share the joy of my profile being updated, thanking Don for making me aware that the disclaimers now in profile were needed.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

That's delicious, truly delicious.

[azurelunatic]

Oh, look at the pretty little troll:

From: sndmepanties

Subject: I READ YOUR PROFILE
Sent: Sat, Dec 31 2005 05:25:58 PM

Lunatic is an appropriate name: Seek help.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

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...it's sad when people are stupid.


And what a repugnant username your little troll has.

[azurelunatic]

If I told my Priestess-Confessor that the troll told me to seek help, she'd laugh her ass off and remind me that having and keeping reasonable standards is a very sane thing to do, and it's the troll who probably needs help.

Note that this is probably a different person, but who knows if they're friends or not.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

There's never any shortage of idiots.

[azurelunatic]

Sure isn't.

[azurelunatic]

It (the don-thing) sent this one to me on the 3rd of January:

sorry, i didnt realize how empty your life is.........btw, dont see where u are
so superior because you spell out every word. guess, if u think about it, it
takes some intelligence to abbreviate and more to recognize
it.......lol........oh, that means laughing out loud..... or are u against such fun?

I think there's plenty of laughing out loud going on.

(icon says it all!)

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods. Please let that be a deliberate parody!

Re: (icon says it all!)

[azurelunatic]

I think at that point the ID10T was trying to be obnoxious.

[godai.livejournal.com]

#1) Awwwwwwwwwww. :(

[azurelunatic]

I'm feeling much less sharing about the sex life right now. I won't be offended if old friends who have done similar things with me before ask, of course ;) but I'll probably say no.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Let us know if the profile disclaimers make any difference. I'm not optimistic. :-/

[azurelunatic]

I got one message from an individual who seemed to think that my preferred cycle of things was "get on Kittenhate, meet wanking partners" rather than "meet wanking partners, share on Kittenhate".

I should really ask Sully if there's a Block Specific User feature coming up.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

These days, EVERY chat-like service ought to offer a "Block This User" feature. Preferably accompanied by a "always appear to be offline to this user" feature.

[azurelunatic]

Indeed a worthy feature.

[azurelunatic]

*grin* There are Distinct Advantages to being on good terms with the right people. ;D

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

So I see!

*kowtows before your superior geek puissance*

[azurelunatic]

Remember: you're the one who works in the aerospace industry.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I keep forgetting that in places other than southeast Houston, "Space Shuttle engineer" carries a certain amount of geek cachet.

[azurelunatic]

Where "a certain amount" is rather a lot. ;)

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Whereas around here? Just another Dilbert-zone job.

(Mission Control job: a Dilbert-job whose irregular hours and high stress would mangle your social life if you had one. You've gotta be an astronaut before anyone thinks you've got a Really Kewl Geek Job.)

[azurelunatic]

The coolness of your job is inversely proportional to the observer's distance from it!

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Very true!

[sully2001ca.livejournal.com]

Sorry. :( I'll code up an ignore feature tout suite.

[azurelunatic]

Thanks. :) And in the perspective of a few days to cool down, it's really actually kinda funny. Plus, I get to mock them. And it's not like I'm doing it anonymously, so it's all happy and legal.