I still have the jitters. And a ton of links.

[azurelunatic]

Mixed-race couple has adorable non-identical twins, with genetic/biological odds of a million to one on the outcome... (Stressy College Chick will get a kick out of this one when I show it to her)

http://bigbang.expecto-patronum.net/sleeper.html -- fic. (via cmwinters.)

http://marginaliana.livejournal.com/345417.html -- Snape, horcrux, muppet. Ph34r. (via cmwinters.) Recommended. Crackfic.

http://community.livejournal.com/skycaptainslash/60198.html -- novel-length. (via ataniell93 and/or friends.)

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php -- stunning translation. Like a babelfish over the head, like being smacked with a trout. Restaurant menu. Oy. (via dduane.)

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[xinef.livejournal.com]

Mixed-race couple has adorable non-identical twins
Wow, is that ever cool. But nobody is ever going to believe they are twins!!

[azurelunatic]

It's so genetically bizarre!

[pyrogenic.livejournal.com]

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php is blocked here at work.

[azurelunatic]

Alas. It's a very scarily translated menu. A selection, without the bloggist's snark:

Note: The bargain item, stanza day off forive to do not sell at a discount

Bargain item
Burn the spring chicken

Local steak
Sheep Leg
Cowboy Leg
The Cowboy Picks
Rice's
Sidersts

SALAD
Tuna Salad
Chep's Salad
Fresh Mixed Fruit Salad
Rurality Salad
Mixed Fruit Salad

The pearl picks

Top Bcabe Muscle

Serveral kinds of saues can be seleeted for the Steaks; Block pepper sauce Retchup. Meat sauce. Gral Sauce Lemon Juice. Orange Juice. Dlum juice Mexico cilliy sauce. Add the sheet iron 2 Yuan. Juice sauce 2 Yuan. Egg 2 Yuan. White rice 2 Yuan.

Good to eat mountain.

The farmer is small to fry king

Wood flower picks sea cucumber hoof

mushrooms shelled shrimp boils bean curd
Slippery meat in king's vegetable in pillar
Cucumber flavor soup immerses meatball
Benumbed hot Huang fries belly silk
Szechwan fragrant celery type fries cow silk
Color hot pepper fries the chicken
Sparrow next Loose kind Eight treasure D
Clear dry meat jadeite melon cow Yunnan
Gold mushroom shredded meat picks vegetables
Fresh bulb lilycelery west fruit in eyes
west celery fries the tripe
domestic life beef immerses cabbage
West the flower fries the rib a meat
Fragrant spring onion sauce explodescow son
Hot fragrant spring onion return meat
Cool melon flavor wine fries the beef
Fragrant bone in garlic in strange flavor
Fresh sparerib in Kyoto
Sour and sweet bone in fragrant spinach

LONG DRINK AND COCKTAIL
White Dressing Angel
The Last Kiss
Colour's World
Fragrance Flies Around the Cocouat-wood

BIG BOWL TYPE
Big bowl four treasure frog
Big bowl fresh immerse miscellaneous germ
Big bowl flavor vegetables pig livings bowel
Big bowl gold mushroom cowboy meat
Big bowl A bamboo ginkgo tripe
Big bowl flower immerses pork kidney
Big bowl bow of immerses from fish head
Big bowl white of immerses three pill
Big bowl fresh ginseng immerses chicken

Qient Lady
Golden Branehes And Jade Leaves

Ginger Bumping Milk (hot)

STEAM AND POT TYPE
1 article pot: home town
Japanese bean curd hoof sinew pot
Fragrant eggplant in fish pot
J&J miscellaneous chicken pot
J&J large intestine pot

Fried Beef rice W/Scorn and egg

DRINKS
Coke(COCA COCA)
Sprit
Sankist

The Fruit Enchants
Egg Honey Wixt Juioe
Qingdao Purely Livingses

Spicy Beef/Grain
Words plum

CONSOMME, GENG TYPE
A west bean pays the fish a soup
Salty egg vegetable sponge liver pig soup
Three silk fish maw geng
Maize yao pillar geng
West Lake beef geng
Chicken ear an ear jade liquid geng

[azurelunatic]

(This was where my wrist decided it didn't want to transcribe any more tonight.)