Some people are a symphony in color.

[azurelunatic]

I am a discordant jug-and-tin-whistle band (played by enthusiastic 5-year-olds without much training) in blue and green. Hunter green swirl skirt. Invisibly grass-green shorts. Powder blue long-sleeve company shirt under (thankfully black) short-sleeved light sweater.

The ordering of the company shirts for the staff photo today did not take into account anything like the actual sizing of the staff. I'm sure that tiny staff got huge shirts. Large staff ... well, this shirt I am wearing right now is a size large. It technically fits onto my body and covers all necessary parts.

I just look like a (very) plump Hooters girl.

There is obnoxiously brilliant green glitter in my hair. I'm not going down without a fight.

(I have to take the sweater off for the photo. After the photo, the sweater goes back on, I disappear in the bathroom, and then the damned company shirt comes OFF.)

Comments

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I just look like a (very) plump Hooters girl.

*pauses to contemplate that image*

*grins at the comparison with the skinny little flat-chested waitresses that tygerr saw the one time he was in a Hooters*

Thank you for improving my day! ;-)

[azurelunatic]

And it may now be official that I have the biggest boobs in the company.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I'm not sure that's the sort of accomplishment one wants to put on a resume.

Or an annual review....

[azurelunatic]

Probably not.