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[azurelunatic]

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Gemini Horoscope for week of June 8, 2006
Verticle Oracle card: Adventure
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
It's Makeover Season, Gemini. This would be a perfect astrological moment to get your whole body tattooed, start wearing wigs of varying color and length, and have a cosmetic surgeon reshape your face to resemble that of your favorite celebrity. JUST KIDDING! I was exaggerating. The omens do suggest it's a good time to experiment with your physical appearance and make adjustments in your persona, but not as drastically as I first suggested.

...erk, I know where this one is headed.

Cancer Horoscope for week of June 8, 2006
Verticle Oracle card: Fragile
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Listen to poet Robert Bly's description of you: You came into this world as a radiant package of cosmic wonders, as an unspeakably sublime bolt of primordial resonance, as a barely coalesced jumble of blinding beauty--and yet all your parents wanted was a good little girl or a good little boy. You should mourn for that discrepancy, advises Bly. He encourages you also to mourn for the fact that you then constructed a false personality in order to please your parents and thus be able to survive emotionally. Now here's what I have to say about all that: It's a perfect astrological time to express your grief for these calamities, then heal yourself from their damage and start becoming the marvel you were born to be.

Comments

[wibbble]

I really can't apply that to me.

*calls wife*

She thinks it's telling me to shave...

I don't think so.

[azurelunatic]

*giggle*