The wrong kind of party.

[azurelunatic]

It is like some miniature film crew is shooting a remake of Carrie in my pants.

I grossed out the roommate; she did not need that particular mental image. But. OMG. I may just try and stay home as much as possible tomorrow. Because OMG MESS.

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[azurelunatic]

...I did not know I had that much uterine lining to *lose*.

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

mmm..yeah. Been there. Thought I had miscarried truth be told...it kind of looked like a small jellyfish.

[azurelunatic]

Fortunately for my peace of mind, I have not been near an unchaparoned sperm for a few years.

It's coming out in large lumps like shredded liver, rather than jellyfish, which is good.

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

"unchaperoned sperm"

Snorks lemonaide up nose...owwww

I'm not sure which is worse, in pieces or all at once...it hurt like hell during the period it shed all at once, I thought I was passing yet another kidney stone or something except the pain wasn't in the right place, and umm....removing it when it got to the exit was EWWWW...but I've the lumpy stuff too. I think if you could do it without the pain, all at once was better, but man....that HURT.

[azurelunatic]

Oooo, that would not be a happy moment to be a cervix.

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

noooo...definitely was not!

[smmc.livejournal.com]

O.o

Gah.

Flashback to the 12 day clot fest that ensues after childbirth. *smirk*

[azurelunatic]

...bleh.

This is on the heels of a good three months without an actual period, just some spotting. I had three weeks spotting/bleeding in June, and then a week or two off. Now? Deluge.

[cmwinters.livejournal.com]

I had a period so heavy once I was going through a super plus tampn *plus* a super pad *and a pair of jeans* about every two hours. >_<

Although, in retrospect, I do think it was an early onset miscarriage. *shrug*

[azurelunatic]

This is only a super tampon every three to five hoursish.