When the going gets weird, the weird pun.

[azurelunatic]

So the amoeba said to itself: "Not tonight, dear -- I have a splitting headache."

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[azurelunatic]

And I do. I have a headache. I really hate the fact that I have a headache, because I have them so rarely that it's an Event when I have one, and did I mention that I hate headaches?

[pauamma]

And when that splitting headache was over, the amoeba was beside itself.

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*