The nightmare of peace and prosperity is over!

[azurelunatic]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/BushNightmare.htm -- the Onion wrote a spoof piece on Bush's taking office. And now look how accurate some of it was! This geek takes it and links to stuff that did come to pass.

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[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Hijacking your post to tell you I dreamt of you last night.... not one of the usual but actually of YOU.

You were packing for a trip and I was standing there watching you... you were chattering on as you packed and I realized that we were on the same flight and I could catch a ride with you to the airport.

I hurried and packed and was able to make it to the airport (which in my dream was more than an hour away). You went off to make a phone call as your cell phone battery had died and I suddenly realized I had left my dog in her airline kennel back at home. I had forgotten to bring her with me and I was going to be gone for 2 months!

I called around to everyone I knew to bring her to the airport but nobody would do it.

You took me into the ladies restroom to console me saying that the dog would survive somehow and I got really mad and told you to stop patronizing me. You got a strange look on your face and said in a very patronizing tone, "You want patronizing.... oh, you don't know patronizing from your foot!"


No, I don't know what my foot had to do with it but there you go! *grin*

[azurelunatic]

...Woah. Two months? Dream-me must have been on crack or something.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Disturbing how spot-on that article was, hmm?

[azurelunatic]

Very. But the best satire is the stuff that's keenest.