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[azurelunatic]

Drafting irate emails and not sending them is soothing to the soul. I need some safe way to blow off steam. Also, the flush fairy does not exist. I am not.

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[agent139.livejournal.com]

For a real laugh put them through altavista's babelfish (best results- translate english to german, and then german back to english) and THEN send them.

Ideally, from a hotmail account that you use for such things so it can't be easily traced back to you.

[azurelunatic]

Alas, the workplace is small enough and the content I work on is unique enough that any random mail about the topic of doing these things correctly would be immediately attributable to me or my actions.

But if I were to e-mail on a broader topic, like flushing, or not spending all day playing on MySpace, that could be passed off as "who the hell?!?!" ... especially if it were sent to the distribution list used for the entire continent.