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[azurelunatic]

Only a little zombified so far. It helps when I'm doing supervisory stuff that the supervisor break room has random coffee available.

Rev. Not-So-Nice Super is going on about chupacabras today. He wants to know where he can buy one. He's been asking various people this.

There was co-ordinated noisy meditation starring Rev. Not-So-Nice Super and Homie G. Super.

The one man bald nudity crusade has LEFT THE BUILDING.

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[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Wants to BUY a chupacabra?!? *snerk* I assume he has no idea what he's saying, and that he thinks he's asking for a fried-tortilla TexMex dish rather than a slavering baby-eating monster?

[azurelunatic]

He wants the mythical monster. figment0 suggested eBay.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

*boggle*

Methinks a pit bull would be both easier to find and safer to own.

[azurelunatic]

Yeah, especially at the workplace -- Stressy College Chick has a pit bitch and Shocking Gum Super has a pit dog.

[azurelunatic]

This, though, is for silly values of "wants". It's comparable to a ten-year-old boy deciding that he wants to buy a monkey from the zoo, except without the expectation that it could actually be something that could happen if enough money was saved up/the heavens opened up and the Parents made it happen.

There are enough fluent Spanish speakers amongst the supervisors (Cute Short Chick, Homie G, Quiet Geek, Cute Short Chick's little brother Frodo, my opposite, Shocking Gum Super) as well as the monitors that if there had been a mistake, it would have been cleared up very quickly with someone busting out laughing and spilling the beans if someone had tried to pull a "my hovercraft is full of eels" linguistic prank.

[azurelunatic]

He's been saying it "Chubara-cabara"; figment0 wanted to know "why [he] thought I would know how to make a chewy cobbler".