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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-04-22 09:29 pm

Not quite a date from hell, but close enough for cheese balls

V had a lot of homework to do last night, so there wasn't enough time or energy for much to be going on.

Adam decided that it was the better part of valor to keep his mouth shut when she told him that he really needed to improve his skills, because she hadn't gotten off the past two times, rather than telling her that while she was off on her three month vacation, he would be diligently practicing the sexual arts with me, especially considering that they were lying there together naked.

He missed his first class and left his phone in her car.

[identity profile] wiredferret.livejournal.com 2002-04-22 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. He passes up all the good chances at lines.

I make it a rule never to date people who insult my skills in bed. It implies a basic lack of respect and empathy.