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[azurelunatic]

Sanity is scarce on the ground when I've had more than one cup of coffee. That stuff's a strong drug, yo.

I am discovering a new love for my Pandora station "Makes Me Cry", and have been shoving more songs in there. Unfortunately, it keeps coming up Bob Dylan, and while he has very good songs, his delivery puts me off. But if I keep refining the station, maybe he'll fall out without me having to thumbs-down any of his stuff unless I really can't stand it.

The song I've been singing to myself most lately is "Paint Your Picture." The chorus just haunts me in the good way.

Management will cause a phone to be installed in the training room. This will allow her to summon me for things. Snarky Lady is going to pout, because this may be disruptive of training classes. (There is no actual phone in the room, and that is sort of by design, not accident. Snarky Lady likes her privacy.)

Management is thinking about putting me through Access classes to get my skill levels bumped up. That sounds like fun. She's thinking I'd start at intermediate. I know I'm not advanced yet.

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COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE!!

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Coffee by AWOL

Just drank a cup of coffee and I didn't really need it
but I know I got a habit and I know I gotta feed it
I got coffee in the morning I got coffee in the night
and when I drink my coffee I am higher than a kite
COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE!! I GOT COKE AND PEPSI TOO!
There's all this coffee, coffee, coffee, and my gut is filled with goo
I drink coffee with my brother and coffee with my friends
with all the Cops at Dunkin Donuts and my high, it never ends!

Coffee please with sugar, sugar is a drug
14 packs of sugar in the coffee cup I chug
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Dr. Pepper just won't do
Screw that Slice with Lymon gimme freaking Mountain Dew!!
I don't like my habits and I don't like my life
But When I drink my coffee I act just like Barney Fife
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, yeah I drink it every day
You know without my cup of coffee I would blow my mind away!

Coffee, not JOLT cola, coffee not Iced tea
For My cup of coffee I would get down on my knees
Coffee in my stomach, I got Coffee in my blood
I Take it intravenous cause my coffee tastes like MUD
Coffee gets me higher & I Cannot go to sleep
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, yeah I know I'm in too deep
I got coffee in the office, I got coffee in the home
My eyeballs are a'bleedin and my brain has turned to foam

(I'll put the song up once I get home, you've got to hear it to fully appreciate it. :)

Re: COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE!!

[azurelunatic]

Hee. And I don't even actually like the taste of plain coffee so much, but it's warm and it wakes me up and it tastes good with additives.

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there's also coffee by worm quartet. lol

CAFFEINATION ACTIVATION!

Sitting in my cubicle
Trying to pass the time
Click the little envelope
But no new mail's online

My schedule program shows me
All this crap I have to do
A post-it note upon my desk
says "Nobody called you"

I write myself a reminder note
To throw that note away
I check my voice mail even though
I've been sitting here all day

It says "You have no messages
No life no hope no friends"
And You've still got seven hours
'Til this freakin’ workday ends

But I can smell salvation
It's brewing down the hall
The percolator sings to me
And I must heed its call

As liquid touches styrofoam
I feel the steam's sweet kiss
And I know I'm just seconds away
From caffeinated bliss

Coffee coffee coffee
To stimulate my brain
Coffee coffee coffee
To make me less insane

I used to be a zombie
And I'd fall asleep at work
Now everybody knows me as
The hyperactive jerk

Now that I'm Chock full'o'nuts
My job is just a game!
I open up my phone book and
I highlight every name!

I bend my paper clips into
The shapes of little men
I search the net for Amish porn
I take apart my pen

I open up the three-hole punch
And spill holes on the floor
I fire staples ‘cross the room
'Til I don't have no more

I laminate my lunch meat
I link my rubber bands
(Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass
And fax it to Japan

And when the buzz starts wearing off
And when I'm feeling low
I pour myself another mug
My cup shall overflow

Eleven packs of sugar
And a couple spoons of creamer
And I shall receive the gift of life
From my liquid redeemer

Coffee coffee coffee
Come on and drink it up
Coffee coffee coffee
Nirvana in a cup

I used to be a peon, just a
worthless wad of gristle
'til I replaced by brain cells
with instant Folger's crystals

My boss calls me in his office
He says "Now listen, you...
"I have a little problem
"with the crappy work you do

"I never see you at your desk
"So what's been going on?
"Half the time you're at the coffee pot,
"The rest you're in the John!

"Your eyes are always bloodshed
"Your hands they always shake
"Your skin's the tone of dead flesh
"At the bottom of a lake

"We think this has to do with all
“The coffee that you chug
"So we’re switching you to decaf
"And we’re cleaning out your mug"

These words to me were blasphemy
I found them just appalling
So I kicked that bastard somewhere
That I knew would leave him crawling

Now I’m jobless homeless on the street
You could say I’ve got hard luck
But I’ve got a gun and now I’m gonna
Go hold up a Starbucks

Coffee coffee coffee
With sugar and with cream
Coffee coffee coffee
The reason for my being

I used to be so tired
I'd pass out on the floor
Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep
Since 1994

Coffee coffee coffee
It's great to have around
Coffee coffee coffee
I even eat the grounds

I used to be a drone,
Now I'll never be the same!
I drink a hundred cups a day
Juan Valdez knows my name!

[azurelunatic]

Heeeeee.

[suckswhen.livejournal.com]

sorry, was a little long. but that's poetry. lol